My house is full of the stuff — as I’m sure yours is or has been. Ikea, once known as the ‘disposable’ furniture has slowly moved up the cost scale and is now no longer in the cheap category. In fact, you can’t even find a good, inexpensive couch there…when did that happen?
Anyway, not the reason for this entry, I want to focus on the subtle genius that goes into the Ikea building directions.
First of all, I love the fact that it is just pictures — brilliant. No requirement to translate the universal blob Pat-like character. I love the fact that Ikea has made mid-range furniture that you pay to build — brilliant. But what I truly love is the way they have orchestrated the directions to make you feel like you are moving forward and accomplishing something, quickly. THAT is brilliant.
I’m not sure if this is done on purpose but in a recent spat of Ikea ‘building’ I noticed a few things that made me wonder how smart these guys may actually be. It all started with a question: “Who’s job is it to build the furniture and then de-construct the furniture in a way that allows me, the common man, to rebuild it using pictures?”
This got me thinking a little more and I noticed that in every piece I built there was some really fast, immediate gains mixed in with some tedious, slow points of screwing endless odd-shaped fasteners into pre-drilled holes. Then it would be back to large structural advancements, mixed with more menial tasks. All the while, as I did this, I looked up from the pre-drilled holes and felt as though I was accomplishing something — despite the fact that I spent most of my time putting the fasteners in place.
And then I wondered who the genius was that came up with this process. They must know that a good majority of the people building their furniture are men and we, in general, are not patient and seem to demand immediate action or satisfaction. Did they reverse engineer these products with that in mind? Did they purposefully architect their furniture to trick us into feeling as though we were moving forward much faster?
I feel so brilliantly manipulated!



